Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Linguistic Bone-picking on Tuesday II

"Brought" and "bought" are different words. Very different. If you are one of the humans that does not know this is the case, I do not think ill of you...but I do feel a squirmy, uneasiness inside every time you use them interchangeably. Granted, now and then both words may be true...but in most cases, it's one or the other folks.

Bought = you purchased it
Brought = when you bring something (past tense)

This is not to say I do not make errors in my speech or writing (I do, oh, how I doooo), but I must say this is one I've never made...and yet I hear it regularly.

Examples needed?

Squirmy insides-inducers:
"I bought dessert with us."
"I brought it yesterday, from that place down the road."

Ah, you get it:
"I brought dessert with us."
"I bought it yesterday, from that place down the road."

Uncommon, flukey, use-whatever-you-want sentence:
"I bought/brought this" (holding up a new thing you've carried in with you that you ALSO just purchased)

Monday, November 23, 2009

Menu: Linner and Shortcake Surprise

Yesterday after church, I was expecting Haki's mother for a visit - as Haki had invited her. And what better to do when you have extended an invitation to someone to visit than to go take a nap? That is exactly what he did.

And so I donned my spotty apron, plonked Esky in her inflatable ring atop the table next to where I was cooking, turned on some choir music, and began preparing linner (late lunch / early dinner). I laid out three plates, (our boarder, The Scotty, was away with his love), arranged the side salad on each, began browning the chicken, chopped coriander, and narrated my actions for Esky all the while. I washed each of my dishes as I finished with it, and felt very on top of things; together; and in control. I began looking forward to the MIL's arrival, knowing I was so perfectly prepared. I scanned the living room - yes, clean. I looked at the cherub, chewing on a rattle - in such a darling dress - her grandmother was going to love that dress - I call it her "strawberry shortcake dress". Clean house, cute outfit (I decided, after assessing my own get-up), good smells, the darling strawberry shortcake dress, and heavenly music - aaah...so "together". I received a call from a friend who needed some garlic for their Sunday roast - "Sure, come grab it!" - I said with an air of breeziness - the tone of the carefree, "together", relaxed, and unphaseable hostess.

It was not long after the garlic-guest had departed that I heard a grunt from the babe that sounded highly suspect. I turned slowly from stirring my frypan of goodness to face my company, who smiled at me, but then stopped to frown and repeat the same sound. I knew that face...all too well. I thought it best to let her finish her business before opening the "present", and so continued my preparations - I'm unphaseable, I'm unphaseable.

It was 15 minutes until the MIL would arrive, and I thought sufficient time had passed for Esky to be through, so I set all items to simmer, and lifted the babe from the ring.

Here are the things the poo-splosion went on:
  • The darling strawberry shortcake dress;
  • The darling dress' matching undershorts;
  • The white onesie worn underneath the darling dress;
  • The lace-topped socks; and
  • The white church shoes; and
  • The white singlet; and then there was...
  • The spotty apron;
  • The accompanying cute outfit's black cardy and grey skirt;
  • The cute outfit-wearer's arm;
  • The carpet;
  • The pillowcase Miss Strawberry Shortcake was about to be changed on;
  • The wet wipes container; and
  • Apparently, every inch of the now naked baby's legs, back, and tum. Oh, so many folds.
And that, my dears, was when I called out for the slumbering host-to-be to join me and Esky, so we could put two and poo together.

"Unphaseable" hostess status: Muttering phase.
Duration of phase: 4-5 minutes.
Dinner: So-so...but unburned.
Hostess Outfit: Less cute.
Cherub: Still smiling.
Other unchanged variable: Motab.
Winner on the day: Napisan.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sabbath Amusements XI

Yesterday it was my turn to teach Sharing Time during Primary, at church.

I invited the junior primary to sit in a circle while I explained the purpose of the lesson, and that we were going to play a game to help us remember what we were learning. I clutched one of my many, many pillowcases from home, filled with objects, and slowly retrieved one item at a time, reciting what each represented - every object was associated with one of the "Gospel Standards". Once all of the items were spread in the circle's centre, I checked the group understood by picking up the odd item and checking for its attached standard - yep, they got it. Then I allowed 15 seconds of silence for the group to examine the display before returning the stash to the pillowcase and playing "Memory"; to make an item reappear, one child had to name it, and another child had to name which Gospel Standard the object could be used to remind us of.

Yes, there is a DVD in my bag to remind us to only watch good movies and read good books.

Uhuh, you're right, there's an orange in here to remind us to only put good things into our bodies. "Yeah, like no drugs!" cried Melody.

About midway through my bag of tricks, I invited the group's youngest (3), Rogan, to name an item from memory. (The little guy's attention span was holding up alright, but he was getting a little squirmy - evident by his having scooted forward to sit close to the middle of the circle, so other children were craning left and right to see around him.) "What's something else in my bag, Rogan?" He bit his lower lip and blinked. With large and exaggerated movements, I peered into the pillowcase (even thought I knew its contents), then looked back at Rogan, wide-eyed. I then mimed placing a ring on my finger - to remind him of the CTR ring within the bag (to represent the standard of "Choosing the Right"). Rogan blinked again. I then slid my wedding ring up and down, and pointed to it, nodding. Rogan's lashes were his only animation. "Hmmmm, maybe someone could whisper a clue in Rogan's ear?" I suggested, smiling at the other little ones. I had scarcely offered peer-help when three juniors leaned in and loudly whispered "Ring!" in Rogan's ear. Rogan's bite turned into a smile, but his mouth remained sealed. I pecked the air once with my chin to cue Rogan's response. His smile was all he offered. The same three children leaned in to repeat the answer, but this time they were joined by two more well-meaning souls - now hissing the answer; "CTR ring!" and "A riiiiing!" I smiled, twisted my head, and nudged Rogan along, "Now do you know what's still in my bag?" The boy's silence must've been too much for the bulk of the group, because all but three or four of the group leaned in to whisper the answer - to me it appeared as though all of these little, leaning bodies formed petals of a "helping flower" centered around little Rogan's head. Rogan's eyes flew open wide as the petals returned to their places in the circle. And then, the boy spoke;"A reeeng!" to which the circle responded with a sigh of relief.

During Closing Exercises I set about the agenda - which was to include a brief sum-up of the message - how we can be examples by living certain gospel standards. I had not yet reached this point, when none other than Rogan - the formerly mute one - began calling out "EXAMPLE!" intermittently. I think he must have made the word his cry at least 30 times before the time was up.

Hoorah, Rogan found his voice.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Peek-a-bye?

You really shouldn't play peekaboo on your way out of a room. I mean, it's fun for starters, sure, but eventually you're going to have to go do the thing you were leaving the room for - and what then? I'll tell you what - your baby waits. And waits.

Furthermore, now when I leave any room, she waits.

I could see Esky inside last night through the kitchen window as I unpegged washing - craning her neck in a tight arc from her back on the couch - watching the door I'd exited 5 minutes earlier - she remained transfixed on that frame until I reappeared through it, at which point she thrashed to and fro like a freshly-caught fish, only a fish happy about being caught...and capable of showing it. Peekaboo!

Today, when I returned from visiting an interesting elderly woman and her son, I was a little disappointed to see Esky asleep next to Haki on the couch. So much for most-anticipated peekaboo ever. Rats. "I'll get you some day!"

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