Thursday, November 25, 2010

Halfsies?


Me: So, do you want to split a Snickers bar?

Haki:
Ah...that's my Snickers, you already had yours.

Me:
That was yesterday. At least I'm asking you if you want to split it. You'd forgotten about it; I could have just gone in there and eaten it and not said a thing.

Haki:
No, you couldn't have, you would have felt bad.

Me:
Nope... (pausing to sincerely look inward...) ...I wouldn't have.

You see, pregnant, tired, back-hurting-because-I-just-cleaned-the-entire-house-Ange has no mercy. None whatsoever.
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