It must be time to pull a character from the series and do a short follow-up on her alone to get some more milage out of this franchise.
First of all, some back-story;
Conversation 1:
Me: Look at this girl's profile photo. That's a good profile photo. How do people get profile photos like that? I need a new profile photo.
Haki: Huh?
Me: I need a new profile photo.
Haki: Well, you need to stop hiding behind the girls in your profile photos.
Me: What?
Haki: You hide behind them.
Me: They're pretty cute. And they are "me," and what I do.
Haki: Yeah, but it's not a picture of you, is it?
Me: Fine. I'll change it.
Haki: Great.
/end conversation
As you may have gathered, the character of choice for the installment after the promised three installments...is me. And when I say, "Profile Photo," I mean the "About Me" shot you post on your blog so people can stalk you properly.
Please note: Haki has expressed numerous times that it should only take one photo, two -- max -- to get "the" shot I need of myself, since I "always look beautiful." Aw, how sweet.
You might remember Exhibit A of Beauty from the trilogy?
I rest my case.
A week passes. A photoshoot with a child and a shirt I'd slept in took place.
Conversation 2:
Me: So, can I use any of these?
Haki: Not that one.
Me: [Click] This one?
Haki: No!
Me: [Click] This is the one I like my hair in.
Haki: So, you're not smiling properly, and you're not looking at the camera.
Me: [Click] I'm looking at the camera in this one.
Haki: Yeah, but it's not you. [Click, click, click] That one; beautiful.
Me: Hmmm. I don't like that one at all.
Haki: Well, you asked me what I thought.
Me: What about...this one? [Click. I attempt to conceal my laughter at my "funny face" photo joke.]
Haki: You would never post that on your blog.
Me: Yes I would.
Haki: No you wouldn't.
Me: Watch me.
Haki: Honey, quit kidding yourself.
Me: I'm not kidding.
Haki: Yes you are.
No.
No, I'm not.
Easiest "all the things" win...ever.
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You've omitted a few vital parts of our conversation. The deal was to post that pic as your profile picture. It's a total copout to post it in 1 blog. So, kudos for posting it at all but if you really want to impress me, go the whole hog. *Challenge still active*
/dusting off hands.
"You have no idea what I am capable of."
T-minus 3 months and counting..............
You're all kinds of awesome!
Hahahahahahaha love it!!!
How long must said picture stay up for credit to be given?
Not that I don't love it!!!
Just wanted to clarify the rules!
Ha! Love how you let the "real you" out. I need to do that!
Please take the photo down. You win. I can't stand it. Well played.
Bahhahahahaha! Just returning to this post and seeing you and haki battle it out in the comments :)
Highlight of the day so far :)
Oh this is funny! My husband and I have this conversation like its groundhog day!
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