Saturday, May 11, 2013

Weekend "Would-you-rather...?": Pregnant Public Speaking

during a public speech,
a) go into labour (i.e. conceal contractions and mild pain)
b) wet your pants (i.e. conceal wetness and something visible)?

These aren't wholly hypothetical peop's.  I'm speaking tomorrow, for Mother's Day, in front of a fairly large audience...ripe and ready to pop one way or another.  Thankfully I haven't experienced a lot of bladder issues, so it's safe to say we're going with (a) or some wonderful other "c" say...lactating?  Well, (a) could be in play if I get a surprise sneeze.  See you there?  HA!
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