Give or take 6.
Well, take 6.
But "18 little handles" is just too far from the original lyrics for the purposes of this musical allusion.
Remember that vid of Mia walking from a couple months ago?
The one where she walks her snotty self across our old kitchen floor, inspects a cupboard handle, then leaves again as though her work there is done?
She was checking out our old, dated handles;
I recently found replacement handles at $1 a piece at a closing down sale.
I snaffled them up, and set to work;
Although I couldn't find a filter that transformed our microwave and dishwasher from their early prototype model states.
DID YOU SEE THE HANDLES though!?