Having recently attended a baptism at our church, we were expecting to see a confirmation as part of our Sunday meetings. Esky had a number of questions about exactly what this involved. As we rode in the car, en route to church, Haki and I explained that, for us, a confirmation means someone receives the Holy Ghost as a gift.
Ivy commenced eagerly interrupting on repeat; "I want to go on the rollercoaster too!"
Top 10 Mondegreen, for suresies;
thank you, kiwi accent, for gifting us such wonders with your lazy R's and sloppy ways. /bow